Football Outsiders is a Joke

This article is terrible and I’m not really going to explain why, but anytime you see this kind of language:

-were chosen in the first two rounds
-had at least 33 games started in college
-completed at least 58 percent of passes in college

You can be reasonably sure the author is either lying, stupid, and/or dishonest. Note that these three traits are not mutually exclusive from one another.